Monologue of a Friend
Hi,
This is your best friend.
Your best friend since day one, since moment one.
I was right there when you entered the world, screaming and crying.
An Unlucky Remembrance
Many people think they have terrible luck.
Maybe you get pinkeye. Pink eye, you think to yourself, who the hell
gets pink eye past elementary school. Of course itβs me. And sure,
all credit to you, that's unlucky. But that is
nothing β and I mean nothing compared to Mike Platz.